Want to dump your loved one but don’t know how to tell them? Then give them a Donald Trump Valentine’s card this February 14th. You’re sure to be single in no time. They were recently uploaded by an internet user named TKFN4212817, and as you can see, they’re pretty funny, if not also a little terrifying. With such “romantic” phrases as “I want you on my side of the wall,” “I’d lift my travel ban for you, baby,” and “I’d date you like I’d date Ivanka,” you won’t need to bother with the candle-lit dinner because your partner will be too busy packing their belongings and calling around for couches to sleep on.
“I saw some terrible Valentine’s Day Cards somewhere and I woke up one Sunday morning and had a flood of really dumb and cheesy Valentine’s Day cards that featured Trump,” the creator told Bored Panda. “It’s all in jest, I’m neither Democrat or Republican, but…most folks found it funny, even the Trump supporters (Surprisingly enough). I’ll give them to my kids to pass around school. Just kidding, of course!” Making Valentine’s Day great again? Not quite.